drtanner:

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.

(Source: boongish)

radglawr:

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

MAK DAK

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: chomei)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist)

  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

(Source: studioghifli)

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

FBI Uniform Crime Report Hate Crime Statistics, 2011

(Source: fbi.gov)

hardestcopy:

mohala-sumiko:

this morning, police raided Greater St. Mark school/church in Ferguson, MO (formerly called St. Sebastian’s Parish).

community members had been using it as a safe space and staging area. police claim that the church is violating housing codes by sheltering protesters, even though the pastor has said it isn’t true.

please please please boost this. help these organizers recover the supplies they lost, and share just how fucking far these cops will sink to make the people of Ferguson suffer.

WOWWW