one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Anonymous asked you: would it be too much to ask for Eridan with a gigantic great white shark plush toy and Sollux with a bee plushie? *runs away from social awkwardness*i dont usually do requests but hell i couldnt resist this one omg
Neil Gaiman everyone.
so this happened