llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

smilingeridan:

Anonymous asked you: would it be too much to ask for Eridan with a gigantic great white shark plush toy and Sollux with a bee plushie? *runs away from social awkwardness*

i dont usually do requests but hell i couldnt resist this one omg

just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone. 

cuppacats:

vodka mutini

soggywafflewitch:

so this happened

questionableadvice:

~ Don’ts for Boys or, Errors of Conduct Corrected, by an Old Boy, 1902